There are alternatives to shaving. You don't need to razor away your pubic hair on a daily basis; let's shop around for other ways to annihilate that unruly bush. The number one thing that makes removing your pubic hair great is that it makes objects nearby appear larger than they actually are. That's right, removing the hair down there makes your pecker look fiercely larger. Okay, not fiercely , but you know what I mean.

Another advantage is when your woman preps herself to greet your manhood and his nutty friends for an extended period of time, she won't have to be spitting out hair every four seconds. Best of all, she won't avoid your testes, and you know how enjoyable it is when she feels like a nut.

On to the hairy elimination process:

Waxing

I'm certain you've heard the horror stories associated with ripping the hair out of your body from the root. I'm here to tell you that it really is as painful as 'they' say. Of course, there are good and bad things about this particular method of hair removal:

Pros:

The pubic hair won't grow back for four to six weeks (even longer if you use a hair inhibitor afterwards).

Hair grows back softer.

It's relatively cheap.

Cons:

The area is so sensitive that chances are you'll be crying like a bitch in no time.

It may result in ingrown hairs.

You can't wax your testicles (I scream in agony just thinking about it).

You have to wait for the hair to grow back at least a centimetre before you can remove it again.

Depilatories

It's a lotion from the supermarket that you place over the hair for a few minutes, and then, when you wash it off 'POOF!' the hair is supposed to be gone. Women use this on their legs. Now you know what it means when they say that they have to 'Veet'.

Pros:

It's incredibly cheap.

It doesn't take much time.

You can do it at home.

It exfoliates the skin simultaneously.

Cons:

It's not recommended for sensitive areas.

It likely has an unpleasant scent.

It may cause acne or rashes in the area (always test on a small area of your body before use).

Electrolysis

Like the name sounds, this method of hair removal involves little shocks of electricity that eventually annihilate hair for good. What it does is cause the hair to grow back thinner and weaker each time until it eventually dies.

Pros:

Considering the pubic hair area is incredibly sensitive, some electrologists provide Lidocaine to numb the area first so you won't feel a thing.

It's relatively safe.

It's permanent (some guys may not think this is much of a 'pro').

Cons:

If you've already tried other methods, your hair might be more stubborn and harder to annihilate.

It's expensive.

It's time consuming (each hair is treated individually).

It causes post-procedure discomfort.

Laser

Laser hair removal by far surpasses all other methods of hair removal. What it involves is the use of a laser that zaps hair away.

Pros:

Causes minor discomfort and only for a short while (couple of hours) after procedure.

Leads to permanent hair removal (again, some guys may not consider this much of a 'pro').

It's quick.

Cons:

It works best on dark-haired, light-skinned individuals.

It's expensive.

It requires additional treatment for dormant hair.

You can't expose the area to sun for weeks (for you nudists out there).

Trimming

Trimming involves the purchase of a sideburn trimmer. It never really annihilates the hair, but rather trims it down so that it looks neat and your woman can enjoy the twig and berry buffet without having to venture through the jungle.

Pros:

It doesn't make you itchy like shaving.

You can do it from the comfort of your home at your leisure.

Cons:

It doesn't remove hair.

You will have to trim every couple of weeks. keep in mind No matter what method of hair removal you opt for, make sure, first and foremost, that if you're going to remove the pubic hair, it goes in accordance with the rest of your body. If you're a hairy beast from the face down and suddenly your penis and his buddies are completely bare, you'll look somewhat odd when you're naked... to say the least.

Remember: If you're going to have someone else handle your private area, make sure they have the adequate credentials to do so. After all, the family jewels must remain intact at all times.